Digital product · firmware + installer

A little box on your desk that does your most frequent things with one button: ask an AI out loud, drop a thought straight into your own Obsidian, hear what happened today, switch off the TV, count your reps. I wrote this firmware for myself and then took it to the point where it can be handed over: it installs with one button, with no development environment and no command line.

Hold the big button, say it, let go — it answers out loud. That is what it looks like in the hand.
One payment · no subscription Get the firmware Installer, an AI key with starting credit, free updates and basic setup help. Access opens right after payment, at the email you pay with. $29.99 once, yours for good Pay with Lava →
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What exactly you are buying

This is easy to get wrong, so plainly. Firmware is a program. Like an app for your phone, only for a tiny gadget: on its own it does nothing, it needs something to be installed into. The gadget is a separate piece of hardware, and you do not buy it from me.

you buy this yourself The M5Stack StickS3 A box the size of your little finger. Sold by the manufacturer and by resellers. Not included in this purchase. ≈ $22 from m5stack.com
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you buy this here Firmware and installer The program that turns an empty box into a voice assistant. Plus an AI key, updates and instructions. $29.99 once
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what you get A gadget that works Ask by voice, write a thought into Obsidian, hear the news, switch the TV — one button, from your pocket. two minutes to install

If you do not have the gadget yet, buy it first and the firmware after. Without the hardware the file you bought simply sits in your account and waits. Nothing is lost, but nothing is useful either until the parcel arrives.

There is exactly one model that fits — M5StickS3

The one on the ESP32-S3 chip. Not the StickC Plus2 — that is the previous generation on a different processor, and the firmware physically will not go onto it. Not the Cardputer, not the Atom, not the Core: different screen, different buttons, different wiring. Not sure what box you are holding? Send a photo on Telegram and I will check before you pay.

What the device does with this firmware

Voice. Hold the big button, speak, let go. A question, a translation, a quick calculation — it answers out loud and remembers what you were talking about a minute ago.
"Write this in Obsidian." The thought lands in your daily note, with no phone in your hand. My most-used command. It needs the free Elton AI plugin and a connector code — typed into the installer once, in under a minute.
Remote. There is an infrared emitter inside — the same thing your TV remote has. Volume, channels, power.

On top of that: a spoken news brief, a teleprompter and phone remote over Bluetooth, a rep counter. Every mode in detail, with the honest downsides, is in the long piece about this gadget.

A couple of the modes in that piece are wired to my own server and my own computer — "do this on my computer", a message to my family chat, my server balance. They are not in the firmware you get: nobody can drive someone else's machine. Everything else works for everyone.

What the purchase includes

Installer
A program for Windows, and a build for macOS on Apple Silicon. It finds the device itself, backs up the old memory itself, writes everything itself. No development environment, no command line, no picking ports.
Firmware
Voice AI, news, TV remote, counter, phone control over Bluetooth. Four screen themes and four "residents" — a face, a cat, a robot and a panda: they blink, and their mouths move while the device speaks.
AI key
Your personal Elton AI key is issued automatically on purchase and is already inside the archive you download. It arrives with starting credit — enough for hundreds of spoken questions.
Updates
New modes, themes and fixes arrive on the same key, inside the installer: "More" → "Update firmware". Your settings — network, key, model, theme — survive the update. New versions cost nothing extra.
Topping up
You top the key up on the site, in your account, by card — any amount you like. No packages and no subscription: when the credit runs low, you add exactly as much as you need.
Instructions
The "Stick" section of the members' knowledge base: step-by-step installation with animations, a glossary, and a walkthrough of the usual failures.
Setup help
One round of basic help over chat — if something does not go to plan, we work it out together.

What happens after you pay

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You pay and give your email there. A minute later a letter from Elton Labs arrives at that address.
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You sign in at base.eltonlabs.org with that same email — a code arrives, there is no password. A "Stick" section appears in your account.
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You download the installer. Your key is already inside the archive — no typing it in by hand.
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You plug the stick in and press one button. Two minutes later the device reboots on the new firmware.
The installer finds the device by itself, and saves a copy of what was on it before writing anything.

The firmware will not stand still

This is not a "download it and forget it" product. I use this device every day myself, so it keeps changing — and everything that appears reaches you on the same key, at no extra cost.

Already shipped
The news mode, shutting the computer down from the button, four screen themes, four "residents", sleep to save the battery, a second Wi-Fi network for travelling. All of it exists because somebody asked.
In progress
Your own topics for the news brief, more ready-made faces, finer voice control.
How to update
Open the installer, "More" → "Update firmware", paste your key, press "Check". If there is a newer version it shows what changed and installs it. One minute.

Where your voice goes

The question worth asking of any voice device. Here is the honest chain — not one link more than necessary.

You hold the buttonThe microphone is live only while the button is held. Let go and it is off. There is physically no background listening.
The Elton Labs serverThe recording becomes text and is thrown away immediately. No audio is stored anywhere.
The AI modelThe text goes to the model you picked. Model providers are abroad — you agree to that separately during installation.
The answer, to youIt comes back and plays through the speaker. Thoughts "into Obsidian" go straight to your vault, not through me.

Your Wi-Fi password is not part of that chain at all: the installer writes it into the device's memory over the cable and sends it nowhere.

What is weak about it — honestly

I would rather tell you here than have you find out at home. Nothing on this list is fixable in firmware — these are properties of the hardware.

A 250 mAh battery
Very little. Without sleep the device dies in a couple of hours. Sleep saves it: after five minutes untouched it drops off by itself and lasts until the evening. It charges from an ordinary cable in half an hour. Small power banks with auto-shutoff may cut the port — the stick draws too little for them to count it as a load.
2.4 GHz Wi-Fi only
It cannot see 5 GHz networks at all — a limit of the chip. One particular trap: an iPhone hotspot defaults to 5 GHz, and the stick will not find it until you switch "Maximise Compatibility" on in the hotspot settings.
It needs the internet
Voice, news and writing thoughts only work over the network. Without it you still have the remote, the counter and the buttons. Outdoors with no hotspot it is half useless.
Volume and reboots
Above 75% volume on battery the device can reboot — the manufacturer says so too: the speaker's peak draw starves the supply. My firmware caps the volume in advance, but it is worth knowing.
A tiny screen
Reading long answers off it is impossible. Long answers are spoken instead — that is the design, not a workaround.
Your phone can do all of this
Ask an AI, note a thought, switch the TV — yes, a phone does all of it. The difference is that a phone pulls you in: you unlock it for one line and leave the notifications twenty minutes later. If that does not bother you, you probably do not need this.
Network errors happen
This is a small device on home Wi-Fi reaching other people's services over the internet. The network blinks, the answer does not come, and the device says so honestly. Repeating the command is usually enough. That is not a fault, it is ordinary life for a gadget like this.
0–40 °C and no memory card
It will not become an outdoor sensor in winter. There is no card slot inside, no GPS, no cellular and no NFC — all of that comes as modules on top, for extra money.

Who should definitely skip this

I would rather talk you out of it now than refund you later.

  • If you do not have the device and are not planning to. Firmware without a Stick S3 is just a file.
  • If your home network is 5 GHz only. The chip works on 2.4 GHz exclusively, and that cannot be fixed.
  • If you are expecting a smart speaker. It is not one: the speaker is small, the microphone only wakes while the button is held, and it does not play music.
  • If you want a fully offline gadget. Voice and AI go through your Wi-Fi. Without a network you keep the buttons, the remote and the counter.
  • If you write firmware yourself. Then building your own is more fun — and the ideas are free to take from the article.

Common questions

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